Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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