Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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