What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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