i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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