Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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