he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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