what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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