nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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