I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
