A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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