Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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