Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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