I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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