I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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