i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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