I must be too annoying 4 u.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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