so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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