Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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