Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
me + whiskey = a bad person
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
tell me about the fingering
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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