I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
