she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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