Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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