There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Randomize
