I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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