love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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