The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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