K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
