I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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