i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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