The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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