I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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