I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I puked a lego.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I had to cum in my sink.
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