yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
