that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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