if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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