nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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