Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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