My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
the raccoons are back...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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