i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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