even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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