How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
