Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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