gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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