Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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