in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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