i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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