Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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