Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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