hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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