Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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