Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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