I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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