We're facebook friends in real life
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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