How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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